Oh joyyyy. I don't know why I dislike Penelope Cruz so much, I tried getting over it but idk (probably because one of my teachers I detested so much told me I looked like her which I do NOT and maybe because I'm jealous she got to kiss Johnny Depp .)
I sort of liked him in Adventureland, and I never thought the Social Network would be the kind of movie that would get nominated for an Oscar but I was glad he got nominated, too.

I just hope she's not going commando or anything like that *shudder*

LOL Marcel is a whole different topic for me to make fun of, but I'm not going to start on that.
I'm not bashing Landa or Hellstrom or anyone either; God knows how much I enjoyed watching them (but that is of course entirely the actors' doing). I just think the same way you do, that dragging Shosanna into it just infuriates me. I don't get the point of reading fanfiction when it's so out of character. It's basically making up your own character who happens to have the same name, then. If pairing up a girl with the murderer of her family sounds realistic to them, I really want to know how their mind works.
And I love to re-hear it, because I seem to run out of reasons to throw in their face when I'm arguing about this.
Hahaha, really? I guess this fandom has its own version of ~twihards as well.

I think it's more interesting this way too. I'm curious, what made you decide to make it post-war?

I Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You? That's Shosanna thinking right there, lol.

I actually had to change my wallpaper to something that said DON'T. FUCKING. PROCRASTINATE and put post-it notes all around me because that's how distracted I get when I'm doing something like taking summer classes, hahaha.

There will probably be a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone will eat and be happy! Yes, I did, I just committed the crime of quoting Mean Girls.