You have no idea how many times I wrote this reply but for some unfathomable reason lj decided to be dead set on not posting it for some reason. Anyway:

The hamburger dialogue is probably the only dialogue I've ever memorized from a movie (me and my brother have this thing of pretending to have that talk whenever we're at Burger King or McDonalds and the amount of people who think we're having a real conversation always amuses me). I completely understand the reason why Pulp Fiction is being treated the way it is and I can't tell you how happy I am that it got the success it deserved at the right time (unlike many amazing movies that go by unnoticed until much later); my only problem is people bashing his other work just because it's not another Pulp Fiction. Yet we'd also be complaining if he kept following the PF structure with all of his other movies, indecisive beings that we are.
I guess that's what makes it harder for people to perceive things like we do (does this mean we're the lucky few to be able to see what Quentin actually meant in his movies? That makes me feel proud :P).
That's absolutely true, that's exactly what pisses me off: We're expected to like the idea of a super hot sparkly immortal vampire falling in love with a plain human girl; we're supposed to like the idea of a (I'm going cliche on this one) jock falling in love with the nerdy math girl, but when it comes to things like Shosanna/Fredrick; oh noez, that is blasphemy.
Oh, I was fine with some physical therapy (I have enough doctors in the family to keep me alive, thank God, lol) but then I got food poisoning this weekend and now I'm coping with that. Luck is really, really not on my side lately.

That would be the case in most tv fandoms, unfortunately they sent my beloved ship down such a road that it's absolutely impossible for them to make it out alive, and I'm no masochist to make myself watch the show with a slim hope, to bear such pain only to be disappointed in the end; so I just left it.
LOL, are you serious? That is hilarious. I wonder if it works, but I'd say, don't fight nature, if it's gonna happen, it'll happen :P
And seeing that most of those rumors were based on a picture of them walking around with their arms interlocked, I highly doubt they're true. Personally I do that with my male friends without any romantic feelings involved whatsoever, but I guess they're making a fuss about it because he's married.
I've read in a lot of places that Damien tends to be an ass in relationships (which suprised me a lot because I figured the man who comes up with such emotional songs would have to be the sweetest person ever) so it probably wasn't Mel. Who knows.
OH if you need help, I'll gladly join you since I'm such an expert on stalking Eli Roth in glorious lands of Italy. For scientific purposes.

Something from Fred's POV would definitely be fun to make (Tom Waits discography here I come), but the lack of scenes would be working against me on making something that hasn't been done before.