Well, I stumbled upon your blog earlier today and it has a very nice - dare I say charming? - look to it..

I just got back from a hellish day at work and knocked back a few to ease the pain of living. Then I opened my computer and saw your blog! And this!

So, my comment to you is this:

"Hello. I am sad and lonely and scared and drunk. Who are you? What are you? Would you like a mimosa? Can we just talk about things (everything) please?"

I will arrange for a mimosa to be airdropped to you if you like.