Definitely. This is prime quality crackfic stuff.

Or, we could turn it into a midday soap:

*Rorsharch barges into restuarant, everyone gasps*
Dan: But... You're dead! I saw you die.
Rorsharch: Really, Dan? Is that what you saw? I've been in a coma for two years, but now I'm back...
Random audience member: But dude, you were blood splatter, no way could you b-
*everyone hushes audience memeber*
Adrian: What are you doing here, Rorsharch? We've moved on.
Rorsharch: I know what you did! And what's more... *points at Dan* that's my baby!
Random audience member: But he's not pregn-
*everyone hushes audience member*
Dan: Oh... oh god, Adrian, I wanted to tell you...
Adrian: Dan? what is this?
Kirk: Ha! You've been played, you purple-suited nancy boy. Whose the fucking King now, eh? I have my own spaceship, you know!
Adrian: shut up, you pathetic upstart, or would you like to know exactly why your navigator spends so much time in the sickbay, hmm? Got anything to say, my good doctor?
Uhura: Bones! Chekov is underage!
Bones: I...uh...dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a monogamist!
Kirk: You bastard!
Spock: I find this display of human emotion quite fascinating.
Jon: I do not understand why they play these games. why can't everything be simple, like quantum mechanics?
*Spock and Jon stare at each other, then leave. The sounds of a multiple!Jon orgy start coming from the bathroom.*
Kirk: Hey there. what's your name?
Laurie: They call me... the Silk Spectre...and I always keep my kinky boots on...
Kirk: Uh... well, i have my own spaceship!
Laurie: Wanna...show me around?
Random audience member: Oh, for fucks sake!
*Rorsharch breaks random audience members fingers and bites off his face*