OH LORD. So many lolz were had, but this: I...uh...dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a monogamist! is my favorite.

Just as how Chekov, Scotty, Spock, and Uhura were my favorites in the film, my favorite line hands down was Kirk yelling at Bones, "I wish I didn't know you!"

Rorschach can get sent into space in some other alternate timeline with Nero, like a peace-offering.
"My apologies for the loss of your home planet, wife, and potential off-spring. Please accept this terribly unhygienic malcontent from the past."

Also, I must link this here: http://zinfic.livejournal.com/77769.html