I'll make sure not to say, "IF YOU BREAK UP S/U I'LL CUT YOU. ALSO, NUDE CHEKOV."

The last time I wrote to anyone famous was the Spice Girls, over ten years ago. They sent me a post-card of themselves, which was awesome (Geri left them around that time, but she was included too, which I appreciated). I still have that laying around somewhere.

I find that if I can't articulate anything, it's best to cram in loads of picspam.