It's their fault for being so pretty, dammit!

It might be a bit difficult, as Ozy's being all stoic and Kyle is holding a giant shotgun, but they'll find a way for their man-love to happen.

Which reminds me! I found an artist online who paints some rather nice portraits of a bevy of characters, except she's really too enamored with Rorschach; one of her portraits was of Rorschach and Sarah Connor teaming up together to fight Skynet, which was now led by Adrian. So very loltastic. It is, however, a plausible explanation for Marcus Wright's predicament in Terminator Salvation and why Skynet wanted to capture Kyle so badly.