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I DREAMT I EXPLAINED WHAT WATER WINGS ARE TO ROBERT PATTINSON.

Me: "They're like water wings."
Robert: "What?"
Me: "Water wings. They're inflatable and little kids wear them when they swim so they don't drown."
We then found the notion of drowning children funny so we both started to laugh.
I have no idea what my brain's doing to me.
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I think I get my best ideas through dreams, though I'm not going to create any portraits of Mr. Pattinson in water wings any time soon.