Sexy Rorscharch. Oh, that's a creepy thought. You're right, Wicki makes no sense, I was grasping at straws. And as much as I'm behind you on the Hellstrom thing... SEXY LEATHER YES PLZ... he's too badass for Laurie (can you tell I don't like her very much?) she's more a... a... a Von Hammersmark. Or something.

Oh, bb Adrian. And Dan can join in the daddy issues because really, his dad was 'disappointed' in him, and Adrian isn't... and is very authoritative...

Adrian/Dan is a beautiful thing, but I can't help be hampered by the idea that Dan is oblivious and Adrian thinks Dan is too precious to go anywhere near (he knows he destroys anything he brings close)

Fuck my angst-whoriness.

he and Aldo would be Lee's crazy uncles, with trips to the zoo and too much ice cream.
That's some dubious moral lessons form an early age :D But Utivich would be affectionate enough to make up for Aldo's... lunacy. Actually, I think Aldo would be good with kids. He's so protective of his boys.

Frederick and Shosanna's chemistry was through the roof, but I keep thinking of how lovely Marcel was. I'm not sure I'd give up Marcel for Frederick. But yes, I think they are Romeo and Juliet (The Grown Up Edition)