Also, whatever, the whole fourth wall thing completely missed the point that the fanfic is NOT FOR HIM. We write it for each other and I could give a fuck if they read it. The fact that he doesn't realize why that might make people who are doing that feel uncomfortable (People who are mostly women, and who are socialized to feel crap about sexual feelings, much less rly kinky ones), he's a goddamn n00b to life.