I think Megan Fox and I should become BFFs, and do the finger at people and get tatts of dead celebrities. Would you like to join us? I'm sure there will be cupcakes and/or champagne.

Did I tell you I bought Watchmen on the weekend? The 2-Disc El Awesome-o Edition? (Not the Rorschach face one, that shit is creepy) I will plan to watch it twice: once with Srs Biz glasses on, and the other with LOL PASSWORD: FIERCE goggles. (That vid makes my life)

Look, I talked about that fic in Le Email, and I'm currently undertaking councelling for it. It's up there with the Twilight Edward-is-a-tattooist-not-a-vampire-WTF I'm apparently reading, too. MEIN SCHATZ. OVER AND OVER LIKE A RECORD OF DEATH

AND GREAT, NOW I'LL THINK "LOL MARCEL" EVERYTIME HE'S ON SCREEN. THANKS, MAN.

I feel like I should send your dad some Aussie candy. He probably knows more about my country than I do! My dad just mechanically engineers things and looks like Bruce Willis. :(