*requests permission to move into your nerdsville*

Go you! I really think they'd appreciate it. Also, your picspams are the most awesome things on lj. I'm too lazy/incompetent to screencap so I have to steal images for my macro-ing and iconning needs

I'll make sure not to say, "IF YOU BREAK UP S/U I'LL CUT YOU. ALSO, NUDE CHEKOV."

The last time I wrote to anyone famous was the Spice Girls, over ten years ago. They sent me a post-card of themselves, which was awesome (Geri left them around that time, but she was included too, which I appreciated). I still have that laying around somewhere.

I find that if I can't articulate anything, it's best to cram in loads of picspam.

No, no, I think "IF YOU BREAK UP S/U I'LL CUT YOU. ALSO, NUDE CHEKOV." needs to be in there.

You can't be too soft on these filmmaker types. They ruin things if you don't keep them on a short leash. *raises eyebrow knowingly*

I should also include,
"I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON AND IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET, THEN I WILL END YOU.

P.S.,
PLEASE CAST MATTHEW GOODE. I DON'T CARE WHAT HE DOES, JUST DON'T LET HIM WEAR PANTS."

I'm gonna single-handedly save the Star Trek franchise! If angry trekkies want to mob me, I'll blame it on Tom Cruise.

But have you not heard? The plot outline for the next film is out, and yes indeed Matthew Goode is cast! From what i hear, he will be playing a quasi-omnipotent alien creature separated from it's own continuum by the black hole at the end of ST11, who takes the form of a ridiculously good-looking human as it/he recuperates on board the enterprise. Curious about these creatures, he endeavors to experience life as a human to the fullest, which for cinematic reasons means having lots and lots of sex with all the members of the crew, especially scotty (who teaches him about human humour), bones (he's more of a man-whore than you'd think) and chekov (he's shiny!).

The only exception is spock, because as a highly empathetic and telepathic being the weight of spocks grief hits him like a sledgehammer whenever they are near each other, and Uhura cos she's got spock, and lets face it even matthew goode isn't quite good enough to divert her attention. Which leaves space for S/U awkward sex in the captains chair and lots of beautiful quiet moments in turbolifts.

Oh yeah, and there like some disaster that's wrecking the universe but they're all to busy with their cross-species sexin's to notice so they all die. (Their contracts ran out and the studio is cheap.)

So yeah. That's totally what's happening.

I'm going to throw a big pile of money at the theater and live there during the film's entire run.

I think I need to start on a picspam.

I think you do.