ext_439487: Quentin Tarantino's tragic lovers (Don't you put yourself on)

[identity profile] suspiriorum.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Someone's mom should've barged in there and told them to all go to bed.

Also, because they moved way too fast, Eli and LJ are going to have an awful break-up.

"It's not you, it's me, really! I have to go write Hostel 3 now."

AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD SUFFERS. THANKS, LJ.

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 10:47 am (UTC)(link)

It's sad but necessary. They aren't good for each other. Surely they see it now. Oh, LJ. Oh Eli. You must get out now while you still can

please please don't even talk about Hostel 3. Not even as a joke. SADFACE.
ext_439487: Quentin Tarantino's tragic lovers (Our days are numbered)

[identity profile] suspiriorum.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
He's gotta pack up his collection of Italian schlock and Star Wars action figures and move out.

I'm so sorry *sob*