I shouldn't be surprised that the debacle turned out this way, but I guess I was hoping that girls on the internet would think twice before sending nudes to the director of Cabin Fever.I did enjoy his sob story his 20 year old girlfriend, though.
I LOVED HER AS DEEPLY AS A MAN-CHILD COULD LOVE A 20 YEAR OLD HE MET ON MYSPACE.

And now they're spazzing over Omar Doom? Way to go, girls, aiming for the shittiest of the Basterds.

When an attention whore and an attention whore meet...

I have been told the ONTD interview with Omar Doom is actually grosser than the one with Eli Roth (although idthink Doom went nearly as far in the aftermath as Roth did, but I kind of stopped following to protect my sanity.)

Omar's was repugnant, which made it even more hilarious to read comments from girls who thought he's OMG HOT.

He made it clear that Eli gave him the nudes and he's using them, he made sure to stress that he doesn't like prudes, he likes to tie up women and doesn't want a woman to resist him unless he tells her to.

That's all I got from skimming the interview.

None of the foxy Europeans are bothering with this shit because they have relevant careers.

I heard the resisting thing but I didn't know the rest, just that it was in my best interest to not read it. Oh my god, HOW DID THIS WHOLE BUSINESS JUST GET WORSE? DDDD:

SO GLAD I UNFOLLOWED THEM BOTH ON TWITTER. JESUS CHRIST.

THE IMPORTANT THING NOW IS THAT YOU MADE IT OUT ALIVE. I'D HATE TO HEAR HOW YOU WERE FOUND AT YOUR COMPUTER, DEAD FROM A COMBINATION OF CHOKING ON YOUR OWN VOMIT AND A BRAIN ANEURYSM.

I'm actually typing this from beyond the grave. >:D

:O


I could avenge your death if you'd like, but I'll have to escape to France immediately afterwards.

Is this like how at the end of the first Final Destination movie death couldn't find her in France? That was pretty great.

Indeed it was. But I'll eventually get hit by a bus or a log or something.

Devon Sawa depressed me in Final Destination, as he didn't turn out how the 12 year old in me would've liked.

To bring more creeper-vibe into my post, Devon was also in a film with Scott Bairstow, who raped a 12 year old. I think he ended up on made for Scifi channel crap.

I was sitting here like "Scott Bairstow... where do I know that name?" And then I IMDB'd and it's not because of Party of Five, no, that would be silly. No, it's because he was in my number two favorite terrible movie of all time, which is Black Circle Boys. Man, that movie was bad. It might be the made-for-Sci-Fi crap of which you speak, actually.

Oh, geez, Black Circle Boys takes me back. I had such a crush on Eric Mabius from that and Resident Evil.

Eric Mabius was pretty cute in BCB. I mean, totally on the wrong side of the crazy-hot line, but still. pretty cute.

The crazier/edgier the character was, the more I dug 'em. Thankfully that did not reflect my real life relationsips.

Oh yeah, see, not so much here. Oh man, the regrettable relationships I have had.