All is right in the world.

[segnung]

So Susan Atkins finally dies, Roman Polanski is finally arrested for his rape of a 13 year old girl, and Eli Roth has been exposed for the creeper he is over at ohnotheydidnt.

To make things even better, here's Sharon Tate:

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[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah. My thoughts boiled down to two things:

1) Wait... so what actually happened is he traded nude pics with some girls on the internet. Um. Eli, sweetie. I'm not sure anybody cares as much as you do.

2) WHAT?! Five minutes ago it was "Eli Roth knows about the fanfiction! Eek!" and then suddenly it's "we're having semi-cyber sex with Eli Roth omfg" and I just want to say god damn the internet for making everything SO FAST. SLLLLOOOWWW DDDOOOWWWNNN WWWOORRRRLLLDDD. I was gone for one day. ONE DAY.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Someone's mom should've barged in there and told them to all go to bed.

Also, because they moved way too fast, Eli and LJ are going to have an awful break-up.

"It's not you, it's me, really! I have to go write Hostel 3 now."

AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD SUFFERS. THANKS, LJ.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

It's sad but necessary. They aren't good for each other. Surely they see it now. Oh, LJ. Oh Eli. You must get out now while you still can

please please don't even talk about Hostel 3. Not even as a joke. SADFACE.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

He's gotta pack up his collection of Italian schlock and Star Wars action figures and move out.

I'm so sorry *sob*