All is right in the world.

[segnung]

So Susan Atkins finally dies, Roman Polanski is finally arrested for his rape of a 13 year old girl, and Eli Roth has been exposed for the creeper he is over at ohnotheydidnt.

To make things even better, here's Sharon Tate:

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[larkworth.livejournal.com]

YAY!!

Today is a good day. A toast!

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

YES!

I've been in a strange mood lately and the world's events are validating it.

[larkworth.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear it! :)

I'm choosing to believe that Sweden giving Polanski the award was merely a trap. It amuses me.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

I sort of believe that, too. It was on CNN or one of those news programs earlier today that the FBI had never given up on catching him and when they found out ahead of time about the film festival, they went into action.

Appealing to Polanski's ego is far too easy to do and to combine that with the right place and the right time = FUCK YEAH, WE GOT YOU.

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

God, the Eli Roth thing started off funny but now I'm just disgusted. Ugh.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Same here! Fassbender, August, and Daniel wouldn't be down with that shit. And I'd only send nudes to Diane Kruger.

Christoph needs to give Eil a stern talking-to.

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

He's like a twelve year old boy who has been given phenomenal cosmic power but is still a twelve year old boy.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

YES. My brother always warned me about men who gel their hair.

Due to his films, I figured he has issues with women AND HE PROVED ME RIGHT.

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

Due to his films, I figured he has issues with women AND HE PROVED ME RIGHT.

YEP. I mean, I thought he was great in IB but in the back of my head there was always "now remember, before you get too twitterpated, this is the creep who made Hostel..."

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I totally just had to edit my profile because this was in it:


LITTLE DID I KNOW.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I... what... oh...

oh dear. Eli, you utter child. It's funny, though, I'm trying to work out who was using who here. Because... well, fangirls can be predatory.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

It is funny and ridiculously sad on both sides. His essay, which basically boils down to seeing boobs on the internets, is cracking me up.

SAVE YOUR BRAINPOWER FOR WRITING FILMS, MR. ROTH.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah. My thoughts boiled down to two things:

1) Wait... so what actually happened is he traded nude pics with some girls on the internet. Um. Eli, sweetie. I'm not sure anybody cares as much as you do.

2) WHAT?! Five minutes ago it was "Eli Roth knows about the fanfiction! Eek!" and then suddenly it's "we're having semi-cyber sex with Eli Roth omfg" and I just want to say god damn the internet for making everything SO FAST. SLLLLOOOWWW DDDOOOWWWNNN WWWOORRRRLLLDDD. I was gone for one day. ONE DAY.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Someone's mom should've barged in there and told them to all go to bed.

Also, because they moved way too fast, Eli and LJ are going to have an awful break-up.

"It's not you, it's me, really! I have to go write Hostel 3 now."

AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD SUFFERS. THANKS, LJ.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

It's sad but necessary. They aren't good for each other. Surely they see it now. Oh, LJ. Oh Eli. You must get out now while you still can

please please don't even talk about Hostel 3. Not even as a joke. SADFACE.

[gapingheadwound.livejournal.com]

AND IT WAS A TOTALLY ARTISTIC AND FREEING EXPERIENCE OMG.

Man, dudes can be such douches about sex sometimes.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

I AM SO INSPIRED NOW, AS YOU HAVE ALL TOUCHED MY LIFE. NOW I WILL SHARE YOUR NUDES WITH ALL MY BROS.

And was that photo of himself in the pool supposed to be enticing? It just made me think of Schneider from One Day at a Time.

Skip ahead to 1:13, you'll get the idea.

[gapingheadwound.livejournal.com]

I actually find him physically attractive and I was sort of repulsed by that picture, ngl.

I am not surprised he shared the n00dz with Omar and yet I am like I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, ELI ROTH. >:(

[ruby-stevens.livejournal.com]

And as always, Sharon Tate remains almost supernaturally good looking.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Isn't it insane? She's the bright spot amongst all the filth.

[gapingheadwound.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'm still kind of laughing about Roth being such a creeper, but in that way where it's not actually funny, I just am so astounded that this happened IN REAL LIFE that my only reaction is to laugh. (Although, really, once he started flirting with ONTD it became really obvious where this was going. It was like two Marty McFlys playing a game of chicken.)

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't be surprised that the debacle turned out this way, but I guess I was hoping that girls on the internet would think twice before sending nudes to the director of Cabin Fever.I did enjoy his sob story his 20 year old girlfriend, though.
I LOVED HER AS DEEPLY AS A MAN-CHILD COULD LOVE A 20 YEAR OLD HE MET ON MYSPACE.

And now they're spazzing over Omar Doom? Way to go, girls, aiming for the shittiest of the Basterds.

[gapingheadwound.livejournal.com]

When an attention whore and an attention whore meet...

I have been told the ONTD interview with Omar Doom is actually grosser than the one with Eli Roth (although idthink Doom went nearly as far in the aftermath as Roth did, but I kind of stopped following to protect my sanity.)

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Omar's was repugnant, which made it even more hilarious to read comments from girls who thought he's OMG HOT.

He made it clear that Eli gave him the nudes and he's using them, he made sure to stress that he doesn't like prudes, he likes to tie up women and doesn't want a woman to resist him unless he tells her to.

That's all I got from skimming the interview.

None of the foxy Europeans are bothering with this shit because they have relevant careers.

[gapingheadwound.livejournal.com]

I heard the resisting thing but I didn't know the rest, just that it was in my best interest to not read it. Oh my god, HOW DID THIS WHOLE BUSINESS JUST GET WORSE? DDDD:

SO GLAD I UNFOLLOWED THEM BOTH ON TWITTER. JESUS CHRIST.