All is right in the world.

[segnung]

So Susan Atkins finally dies, Roman Polanski is finally arrested for his rape of a 13 year old girl, and Eli Roth has been exposed for the creeper he is over at ohnotheydidnt.

To make things even better, here's Sharon Tate:

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[larkworth.livejournal.com]

YAY!!

Today is a good day. A toast!

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

YES!

I've been in a strange mood lately and the world's events are validating it.

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

God, the Eli Roth thing started off funny but now I'm just disgusted. Ugh.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Same here! Fassbender, August, and Daniel wouldn't be down with that shit. And I'd only send nudes to Diane Kruger.

Christoph needs to give Eil a stern talking-to.

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

He's like a twelve year old boy who has been given phenomenal cosmic power but is still a twelve year old boy.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

YES. My brother always warned me about men who gel their hair.

Due to his films, I figured he has issues with women AND HE PROVED ME RIGHT.

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

Due to his films, I figured he has issues with women AND HE PROVED ME RIGHT.

YEP. I mean, I thought he was great in IB but in the back of my head there was always "now remember, before you get too twitterpated, this is the creep who made Hostel..."

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I totally just had to edit my profile because this was in it:


LITTLE DID I KNOW.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

I thought I'd entirely lose it over him, but Fassbender came in and schooled me on real charm. Basically, I fell for all the foxy foreigners.

And to think, Daniel had to take direction from Roth for Stolz Der Nation.

Also, the trailer for Thanksgiving nearly ruined my good times at Grindhouse.

[notexotic.livejournal.com]

Fassy makes everything better.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

OH GOD.
Schweiger's bitchface basically say, GURL, WHERE IS YOUR COMMONSENSE?

There was a comment on ONTD stating that ZQ is your gay BFF in high school and Roth is his creepy older brother who still lives at home and looks at you funny every time you and ZQ hang out. HOW ACCURATE.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I... what... oh...

oh dear. Eli, you utter child. It's funny, though, I'm trying to work out who was using who here. Because... well, fangirls can be predatory.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

If Fassy directed Hostel, it would have been pleasant and charming. Instead of boobs and torture, there would be drive-by arguments and everything would be settled with a nice, firm handshake.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

It is funny and ridiculously sad on both sides. His essay, which basically boils down to seeing boobs on the internets, is cracking me up.

SAVE YOUR BRAINPOWER FOR WRITING FILMS, MR. ROTH.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah. My thoughts boiled down to two things:

1) Wait... so what actually happened is he traded nude pics with some girls on the internet. Um. Eli, sweetie. I'm not sure anybody cares as much as you do.

2) WHAT?! Five minutes ago it was "Eli Roth knows about the fanfiction! Eek!" and then suddenly it's "we're having semi-cyber sex with Eli Roth omfg" and I just want to say god damn the internet for making everything SO FAST. SLLLLOOOWWW DDDOOOWWWNNN WWWOORRRRLLLDDD. I was gone for one day. ONE DAY.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Someone's mom should've barged in there and told them to all go to bed.

Also, because they moved way too fast, Eli and LJ are going to have an awful break-up.

"It's not you, it's me, really! I have to go write Hostel 3 now."

AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD SUFFERS. THANKS, LJ.

[ruby-stevens.livejournal.com]

And as always, Sharon Tate remains almost supernaturally good looking.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

It's sad but necessary. They aren't good for each other. Surely they see it now. Oh, LJ. Oh Eli. You must get out now while you still can

please please don't even talk about Hostel 3. Not even as a joke. SADFACE.

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

He's gotta pack up his collection of Italian schlock and Star Wars action figures and move out.

I'm so sorry *sob*

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Isn't it insane? She's the bright spot amongst all the filth.

[tehprincessj.livejournal.com]

Oh, amen. I love horror, but Hostel's right up there with The Hills Have Eyes for me. I don't enjoy watching people puke in terror and pain. Even if they have nice boobs.

And Sharon was gorgeous. Such a shame.

[gapingheadwound.livejournal.com]

AND IT WAS A TOTALLY ARTISTIC AND FREEING EXPERIENCE OMG.

Man, dudes can be such douches about sex sometimes.

[gapingheadwound.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'm still kind of laughing about Roth being such a creeper, but in that way where it's not actually funny, I just am so astounded that this happened IN REAL LIFE that my only reaction is to laugh. (Although, really, once he started flirting with ONTD it became really obvious where this was going. It was like two Marty McFlys playing a game of chicken.)

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

Agreed! Horror fans these days are so desperate for the next great iconic horror film that the majority of them will gladly accept whatever crap is peddled to them as long as there's nudity and gore. I'll keep sticking to vintage horror and '80s nonsense instead.

Sharon showed great promise as an actress and I hope that more of her work will become readily available on DVD. Also, as creepy as it may be, a user on youtube once uploaded soundless home movies of Sharon, filmed by Roman. I ended up downloading them all before youtube pulled them and I still haven't watched them all the way through; there's something invasive and chilling about seeing this young woman with her friends and living her life.
But this is wonderful:

[suspiriorum.livejournal.com]

I AM SO INSPIRED NOW, AS YOU HAVE ALL TOUCHED MY LIFE. NOW I WILL SHARE YOUR NUDES WITH ALL MY BROS.

And was that photo of himself in the pool supposed to be enticing? It just made me think of Schneider from One Day at a Time.

Skip ahead to 1:13, you'll get the idea.